
It's that time of year again, when I give out a bunch of semi-random children's book awards, the Pistachios, here at Book Aunt. (You can see
last year's awards here.) The time frame is mostly March 2011 to March 2012, except for the classic awards. Which means I'm only a day behind!

You may be wondering, who are my influences? Betsy Bird of the lovely Golden Fuse Awards, of course. Also Sofonisba Anguissola and Snowshoe Thompson. Plus somebody really wordy, like maybe William Faulkner.
Note: In case you feel there's a fantasy emphasis here, you are absolutely right! But we've still got picture books. We'll always have picture books...GENERALPainful Losses in
2011—Russell Hoban, author of
Bread and Jam for Frances and other Frances books,
The Mouse and His Child, and more; he also wrote adult fiction
—Brian Jacques, author of the Redwall and Castaways of the Flying Dutchman fantasy series
—
Diana Wynne Jones, author of
Howl's Moving Castle,
Dogsbody, and many more fantasy books
—Dick King-Smith, author of
Babe the Gallant Pig (U.S. title) and many more animal books
—Anne McCaffrey, author of the Dragonriders of Pern series and many more fantasy books

—William Sleator, author of
Interstellar Pig and many more sci-fi books
—Simms Taback, illustrator of Caldecott winner
Joseph Had a Little Overcoat, Caldecott Honor book
There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly, and more
PICTURE BOOKSMost Beautiful Picture
BooksWinner:
Me...Jane by Patrick McDonnell

Honors:
All the Water in the World by George Ella Lyon and Katherine Tillotson,
And Then It's Spring by Julie Fogliano and Erin Stead, and
Jazz Age Josephine by Jonah Winter and Marjorie Priceman


Breath of Fresh Air Storytelling AwardExtra Yarn by Mac Barnett and Adam Rex
Funniest Picture BooksWinner:
Z Is for Moose by Kelly Bingham and Paul O. Zelinsky
Honors:
I Want My Hat Back by Jon Klassen and
What Animals Really Like by Fiona Robinson
Best Picture Book Playing with the Fourth WallChloe and the Lion by Mac Barnett and Adam Rex (Okay, it comes out in two days, but close enough!)
Best Japanese Import999 Tadpoles by Ken Kimura and Yasunari Murakami
Best Class Warfare and Mark Twain Homage in a Picture BookThe Princess and the Pig by Jonathan Emmett and Poly Bernatene
Best Use of NinjasThe Boy Who Cried Ninja by Alex Latimer (I predict Corey Rosen Schwartz and Dan Santat will win next year with their book,
The Three Ninja Pigs!)
Best Ghost StoryEric Rohmann's
Bone DogBest Book TrailersWinner:
Grandpa Green by Lane Smith
Honors:
Blackout by John Rocco and
Goodnight, Goodnight Construction Site by Sherri Duskey Rinker, illustrated by Tom Lichtenheld
MIDDLE GRADEBest Book Jack
etsWinner:
The Apothecary by Maile Meloy, illustrated by Ian Schoenherr

Honors:
The Other Felix by Keir Graff (artist Oriol Vidal) and
The Mostly True Story of Jack by Kelly Barnhill (artist Juline Harrison)

Best Newcomer of 2011Catherynne M. Valente for
The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a Ship of Her Own Making (Valente had previously published adult fiction and first posted this book online before it was printed.)
Best First LinesWinner: "He was the best of toms. He was the worst of toms" —
The Cheshire Cheese Cat: A Dickens of a Tale by Carmen Agra Deedy and Randall Wright, illustrated by Barry Moser
Honor: "Nin had never liked Wednesdays, but this one took the cake. On this Wednesday, she woke up to find that it was pouring rain and her little brother had ceased to exist." —
Seven Sorcerers by Caro King

Honor: "Once upon a time, a girl named September grew very tired indeed of her parents' house, where she washed the same pink-and-yellow teacups and matching gravy boats every day, slept on the same embroidered pillow, and played with the same small and amiable dog. Because she had been born in May, and because she had a mole on her left cheek, and because her feet were very large and ungainly, the Green Wind took pity on her and flew to her window one evening just after her twelfth birthday." —
The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a Ship of Her Own Making by Catherynne M. Valente
MG Books I Personally Most AnticipatedCaddy's World by Hilary McKay,
The Penderwicks at Point Mouette by Jeanne Birdsall, and Diana Wynne Jones's last book,
Earwig and the WitchDouble Whammy AwardKadir Nelson, author
and illustrator of the epic Coretta Scott King winner,
Heart and Soul: The Story of America and African Americans
Best Under-awarded MG Book of 2011Young Fredle by Cynthia Voigt
Best Series StartDragon's Tooth by N.D. Wilson
Best Graphic NovelsWinner:
Sidekicks by Dan Santat
Honors:
Zita the Spacegirl by Ben Hatke,
Nursery Rhyme Comics: 50 Timeless Rhymes from 50 Celebrated Cartoonists, and
Squish #1: Super Amoeba by Jennifer L. Holm and Matt Holm
Best New Alternate History FantasyThe Inquisitor's Apprentice by Chris Moriarty
Best Title Pun and Film AllusionDarth Paper Strikes Back by Tom Angleberger
Best Bullying-Themed BooksWinner:
Warp Speed by Lisa Yee

Honor:
Small Persons with Wings by Ellen Booraem
Most Appealing Ongoing Series CharacterAtinuke's Anna Hibiscus
Best Tribute to a MentorDrawing from Memory by Allen Say
Best (Well, Worst) Evil GrandmotherMistress of the Storm by M.L. Welsh
Best Ghost StoryLauren Oliver's
Liesl and PoBest Fairy Tale RetellingsWinner:
Breadcrumbs by Anne Ursu
Honors:
Princess of Glass by Jessica Day George and
Princess of the Wild Swans by Diane Zahler
Nellie Oleson Award (Best Ringlets/Mean Girl)Bliss by Kathryn Littlewood
... Then a singular voice rose from the back of the crowd. "If he doesn't come out now, I will rip someone's face off!" One girl, taller and stronger than all the others, was hurtling toward the front of the crowd, throwing shorter girls to the ground as she passed them. That girl was Ashley Knob.
Her long hair had been curled into fancy ringlets so shiny and so blond that you had to squint to look at them directly. Her lip gloss shimmered like an expensive watch. Slung over one shoulder was a bag from which a frightened Chihuahua looked out, clearly wishing he were somewhere else. A ring of space opened up around her. Even in the depths of a spell, the girls of Calamity Falls always knew to make way for Ashley Knob.
Best Invented SFF Sport Since QuidditchBongo Fishing (from book of that title by Thacher Hurd)
Strangest Premise AwardThe Rise and Fall of Mount Majestic by Jennifer Trafton
Drool AwardsWinner:
Close to Famous by Joan Bauer
Honors:
The Magic Cake Shop by Meika Hashimoto and
Pie by Sarah Weeks
Best Mob-on-the-Playground Comedy/ThrillerThe Fourth Stall by Chris Rylander
Best Reinvention of FairiesSmall Persons with Wings by Ellen Booraem
Most Impressive Author PRShawn Thomas Odyssey, author of
The Wizard of Dark Street. Check out these three videos to see why he won. We've got an
in-your-face rap; a
performance of the prologue, complete with porkpie hat and British accent; and
a song-and-dance number featuring STO and... himself! All right, plus this other lady. But—wow!
Best Book TrailersWinner:
The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a Ship of Her Own Making by Catherynne M. Valente
Honors:
Peter Nimble and His Fantastic Eyes by Jonathan Auxier,
Kat, Incorrigible by Stephanie Burgis, and
Wildwood by Colin Meloy, with illustrations by Carson Ellis
YOUNG ADULTBest Newcomer
s of 2011Winner: Rae Carson for
The Girl of Fire and ThornsHonor: Ari Marmell for
Thief's CovenantBest YA VoiceChime by Franny Billingsley (The cover will not be shown because it's all wrong. But the book is terrific!)
Best First LinesWinner: "I've confessed to everything and I'd like to be hanged. Now, if you please." —
Chime by Franny Billingsley
Honor: "The screw through Cinder's ankle had rusted, the engraved cross marks worn to a mangled circle. Her knuckles ached from forcing the screwdriver into the joint as she struggled to loosen the screw one gritting twist after another. By the time it was extracted far enough for her to wrench free with her prosthetic steel hand, the hairline threads had been stripped clean." —
Cinder by Marissa Meyer
Best YA Graphic NovelsWinner:
Anya's Ghost by Vera Brosgol
Honors:
Friends with Boys by Faith Erin Hicks,
Page by Paige by Laura Lee Gulledge, and
Pandemonium by Chris Wooding and Cassandra Diaz
Books I Personally Most AnticipatedMastiff by Tamora Pierce,
What Happened to Goodbye by Sarah Dessen, and
Daughter of Smoke and Bone by Laini Taylor
Best Title of 2011How I Stole Johnny Depp's Alien Girlfriend by Gary Ghislain
Best Sound-alike TitlesThe Girl of Fire and Thorn by Rae Carson and
Daughter of Smoke and Bone by Laini Taylor

Now, here is a small sampling of recent one-word YA titles:
Afterlife, Angel, Bitterblue, Bloodlines, Chime, Clarity, Crossed, Defiance, Divergent, Delirium, Entwined, Exposed, Everlasting, Fear, Forever, Hades, Illusions, Incarnate, Pandemonium, Passion, Shine, Silence, Starcrossed, Steel, Unearthly, and WitherWhich should prepare you for our next category...
Best Long YA TitlesWinner:
How I Stole Johnny Depp's Alien Girlfriend by Gary Ghislain
Honors:
The Girl Who Could Silence the Wind by Meg Medina and
Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children by Ransome Riggs
Special Mention:

The age range is apparently 10 and up, which technically makes it upper middle grade rather than YA, but still—let's hear it for
The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a Ship of Her Own Making by Catherynne M. Valente
Bloodiest YA Book TitlesWinner:
Anna Dressed in Blood by Kendare Blake
Honors:
Blood Magic (The Blood Journals) by Tessa Gratton,
Bloodrose (A Nightshade Novel) by Andrea Cremer, and
Bloodlines by Richelle Mead
Also, best bloody title of a book that's not really about blood:
Blood Red Road (Dustlands) by Moira Young
Best YA Book JacketsWinner:
Slice of Cherry by Dia Reeves (shivery, but so well done!)

Honors:
I'll Be There by Holly Goldberg Sloan and
Skyship Academy: The Pearl Wars by Nick James
Note: I was unable to find the names of the jacket artists for the YA jacket awards. Let me know if you can add this information.
YA Book Jacket Re
d Carpet Awards (You know, all those girls in ball gowns?)Grand Prize:
Entwined by Heather Dixon (because that dress truly rocks)

Best Basic Black:
Fallen in Love by Lauren Kate

The Juliet Award (Best Dress on a Balcony):
Always a Witch by Carolyn MacCullough

Best Lake Launch in a Ball Gown:
Dragonswood by Janet Lee Carey

Best Scarlet Satin and Scary Corset Combo:
Girl in the Steel Corset by Kady Cross

Best Use of Shimmer and Glitter Since the First Twilight Movie:
Fever by Lauren DeStefano (plus Bonus Award for Confusingly Cool Font Use in a Title)

Best Blue Dress with Hem Turning into Squiggles:
Carrier of the Mark by Leigh Fallon

Best Red Dress with Hem Turning into Flower Petals:
Shattered Souls by Mary Lindsey

Maddest Feathery Ruffles Ever:
The Selection by Kiera Cass (Okay, this won't be out till next month, but check out those ruffles, complete with mirrorized amplification!)

Best Classic White Nightgowny Dress on a Girl Lying in Vegetation Hoping to Be Abducted by Hades:
The Goddess Test by Aimee Carter
Note: See blog post about this cover trend at Read in a Single Sitting. Also this Goodreads list.
Special Category—Best Use of a Single Red Pump in YA Jacket ArtWinner:
Cinder by Marissa Meyer
Honor:
Sirenz by Charlotte Bennardo and Natalie Zaman

Book Jacket Guys Who Really Should Hang OutYoung Sherlock Holmes from Andrew Lane's
Death Cloud and Cassandra Clare's
Clockwork PrinceThe Sorcery and Cecilia Award, or Best Magical Teapot/Chocolate PotEntwined by Heather Dixon (What the heck are silver teeth, though?)
Best Scary Angel BoyfriendsTie between Raffe in Susan Ee's
Angelfall and Akira in Laini Taylor's
Daughter of Smoke and BoneBooks Whose Deadly Horse-Type Creatures Should Battle it OutThe Scorpio Races by Maggia Steifvater and 2010's
Rampant by Diana Peterfreund
Darkest New Dystopian YAEnclave by Ann Aguirre
Darkest YA Overall
Slice of Cherry by Dia Reeves
Absolute Best Use of InsectsEverybody Sees the Ants by A.S. King
Best Jack the Ripper StoryThe Name of the Star by Maureen Johnson
Cappuccino Award (Frothiest Fun in a Well-told Tale)Anna and the French Kiss by Stephanie Perkins
Best Use of AmnesiaTie between Franny Billingsley's
Chime and Ally Carter's
Out of Sight, Out of TimeBest New Horror/Fantasy World Incorporating the Word LovecraftThe Iron Thorn by Caitlin Kittredge
Best Ghost StoryAnya's Ghost, graphic novel by Vera Brosgol
Best Fairy Tale RetellingsWinner:
Cinder by Marissa Meyer
Honors:
Entwined by Heather Dixon and
Snow in Summer by Jane Yolen
Best Soccer Match-ups Combined with Wry Authorial Homilies and Brotherly LoveJohn Green
Best Book TrailersWinner:
The Scorpio Races by Maggie Stiefvater
Honor:
A Monster Calls by Patrick Ness
CLASSIC BOOK AWARD
Best Literary
DogsLast year, Bigfoot of
Bigfoot Reads suggested I do a category for Best Literary Dog; his picks were Beverly Cleary's Ribsy and the hat-loving dog in
Go, Dog. Go! Thank you, Bigfoot! All you cat fans, we'll do Best Literary Cats next year... Either that or hamsters.
So here are my Top 20+ Book Dogs:
1. All of the dogs in
Go, Dog. Go! But especially the two hat-loving dogs. Okay, and that dog trying to swipe the other dog's ice cream up in the

tree.
2. Author Gene Zion and illustrator Margaret Bloy Graham's
Harry the Dirty Dog3. Maurice Sendak's terrier Jenny, now deceased, that he has put in many, if not all, of his books (most famously in
Where the Wild Things Are)
4. Henry Huggins' dog Ribsy (series by Beverly Cleary)
5. Dodie Smith's
The 101 Dalmations6. Wynne-Dixie in Kate DiCamillo's book,
Because of Winn-Dixie7. Old Dan and Little

Ann (
Where the Red Fern Grows),
Old Yeller, and
Sounder—a three-way tie for dog tragedy (See
No More Dead Dogs by Gordon Korman.)
8. Nana in J.M. Barrie's
Peter Pan9. Toto in L. Frank Baum's
The Wizard of Oz10. Hagrid's dogs Fluffy and Fang from J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter books
11. Luath and Bodger from
The Incredible Journey by Sheila Burnford
12. Phyllis Reynolds Naylor's
Shiloh
13. Gloria from
Officer Buckle and Gloria by Peggy Rathmann
14. Steven Kellogg's Pinkerton (e.g., in
A Rose for Pinkerton)
15. Alexandra Day's
Good Dog, Carl16. Mr. Mutt from Janet Stevens and Susan Stevens Crummel's book,
Help Me, Mr. Mutt!17. Ike from
Dear Mrs. LaRue: Letters from Obedience School, etc., by Mark Teague
18. Eric Hill's board book puppy, Spot
19.
The Poky Little P
uppy from Little Golden Books
20. Sirius in
Dogsbody by Diana Wynne Jones (I know, but still!)
21. Searchlight and Willie's other sled dogs in
Stone Fox by John Reynolds Gardiner
22. Hank the Cowdog from books by John R. Erickson, illustrated by Gerald L. Holmes
23. Fine, fine! Lassie (in Eric Knight's book,
Lassie Come-Home; yes, there really is a hyphen)
If I've missed any important children's book dogs, please let me know in the comments.
Dog Notes from the Comments
Lark: Dog lovers also ought to check out Ginger from "Ginger Jumps" (one of our all-time favorites); Mudge from Cynthia Ryland's Henry & Mudge books; "Maxi the Taxi Dog"; the dog in James Herriot's "Only One Woof"; and Jump from Tamora Pierce's Protector of the Small Quartet.
Amy of
Amy's Library of Rock points out that Kit has a dog in Diane Duane's Young Wizard series.
Also: Lark's note reminded me that Pierce's Beka Cooper books have a scent hound named Achoo!